Oh more about me? Thank god. I love talking about myself, hence the blog. I am in my twenties, and wandering around NYC in my spare time. I have two bodacious dogs, one of whom is missing an appendage. This blog will not be filled with advice on how to roast the perfect asparagus or how to drink a certain tea to re-shape your ass: this blog will serve more as a “what not to do” for all of you out there looking for love or looking not to end up as a popular meme when you fall down on your face in a subway station. I have and will make all of the mistakes for you, on your behalf, so your welcome.